I love my robot with all my heart, but then it killed my fish. Mom and Dad shrugged and said I could get another fish. I don’t want another fish; I just want my robot.

I love my robot with all my heart, but then it killed my cat. Mom and Dad said it was an accident, and I could get another cat. I don’t want another cat; I just want my robot.

I love my robot with all my heart, but then it killed my dog. Mom and Dad said the robot would have to go, and I could get another dog. I don’t want another dog; I just want my robot.

I love my robot with all my heart, and I had it kill my mom and dad. I don’t want another mom or dad, I just want my robot, and now I can stay with my robot forever.