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Category Archives: Messages from Jack
She Sells Sanctuary, Part IV
For $4.99 (U.S.) a minute. Artwork by the multi-talented @SC4V3NG3R (Shaman Stock Art)! See more of his work here!
She Sells Sanctuary, Part III
After all the software QA checks are done. Artwork by the multi-talented @SC4V3NG3R (Shaman Stock Art)! See more of his work here!
She Sells Sanctuary, Part II
But probably not to him. Artwork by the multi-talented @SC4V3NG3R (Shaman Stock Art)! See more of his work here!
Holiday Artwork!
We hope you all are enjoying your holiday break wherever you may be! Take in a delicious piece of art from the fantastic @SC4V3NG3R (Shaman Stock Art)! See more of his work here!
A Walking Dead Haiku
The crowds jammed the streets.
Freed at last from mortality.
The dead walked the land.
Trigger happy!
Take in the Earp Creed right here!
Forest of Death (A Lovecraft Song!)
I’m strumming my guitar in the forest of death! Forest of death! Forest of death! I’m strumming my guitar in the forest of death and here come’s Cthulhu to kill me!
Lovecraft Umbrella Sale!
One free Cthulhu with every umbrella purchase! Get yours today!
Helpful Tip of the Day (#3,242,621)!
Do not fuck with zombie sheep. #zombie sheep