All posts by Jack Stewart

About Jack Stewart

Jack Steven John-Paul Stewart is a longtime supporter and devourer of many delicious kinds of processed deli foods, hotdogs, and cheeses. Billed nationwide as The Inconsistent Oracle and Itinerant Shaman, Jack was born into this world at the bitter end of the 20th Century somewhere in the vast hotbed of remote obscurity that is the Mojave desert. That he managed to somehow stumble his way back and forth across the dystopian technopolis of the United States, travel under the vast blue oblivion of the Pacific Ocean, and founded a nearly invisible publishing career with his first few novels, is something of a Delphine Mystery. He lives with his ever patient and long suffering wife and their menagerie of mechanical pets in another equally vast, remote, and obscure northern New Mexican desert.

New Year’s Eve is for Horror!

You want strange stories? I’ve got a whole gaggle of them just for you! Yes! JUST! FOR! YOU! Head over to the Hyper Shorts! sidebar and take a ride on 25,000 volts of electricity or see what true love really means. Don’t have the time? Then bop, bop, bop along to the Micro Shorts! sidebar and listen to the ghosts in your head or set your lover free!

Enjoy the crazy while my ten personalities take a break.